has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living
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I like that i just got a nasty message about spoilers for the new Star Trek movie. If the tater had read the actual comment, “Man, I am bummed that Spock sacrificed himself to save everybody at the end of Star Trek 2. Gets me every time” they would have realized:
A.) It isn’t a fucking spoiler if the movie came out more than a month ago. Star Trek II came out in 1982. I am in the clear.
B.) If you are a trekkie, you should know that Spock died in STII. Even if you hadn’t seen II, III was subtitled “The Search for Spock”.
C.) If it is one of the crazy rare times I post a spoiler, I FUCKING TAG IT “SPOILERS”!
I called that shit. MONTHS AGO.
rihanna escaping from her habitat at the zoo
(Source: rihanna-pictures-leaked, via -ryan)
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME SUPERNATURAL
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME
This collection of zooids (dactylozooids (the hunters), gastrozooids (the eaters), gonozooids (the reproducers) and the pneumatophores (the sailors) are more commonly known as the Portuguese Man o’ War. Not much is known about these creatures except that they sting. Aaron Ansarov turned them into beautiful works of psychedelic art, yet remains unharmed. Ansarov and his wife collected them from the shores of south Florida, transported them in a cooler full of sea-water to his nearby studio, photographed them on light tables (mirrored their image in Photoshop), and returned them to the shore, unharmed. To be clear, however, these creatures are on their death bed once they hit the beach. “When they drift ashore,” says Ansarov, “it is rare for them to survive the tide and be pulled back out to sea…sometimes they may get pulled back out, but it’s up to nature’s design.” To see more of Ansarov’s work, visit his website.
So Chris’s costume for Resident Evil Revelations seems to have a certain audience in mind. I mean…
My life…..has no meaning any more. ABC….u fucked up.
Wait, what!? Why!? D:
Fuck my life. They kept moving it and changing the time.
Do your research. It is going to USA.